Facebook Lent (A virtual Fast) – Week3 — STATUS

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Status

28 solid days of not updating my status has been…difficult.

OMG I JUST SAW A WOMAN SHAVING IN A PUBLIC TOILET
SWEET JESUS I JUST SHOUTING SOMETHING OBSCENE BY ACCIDENT
BLOODY HELL I CANT BELIEVE IVE BEEN AT WORK FOR 10 HOURS

GASCJK, FUKC AM SO DRINK
1DXGGGGG

IVE JUST SEEN A MAN WALK DOWN THE STREET
THIS SONG, THIS……….SONG
I JUST ATE A CRUMPET
BABY MOMMA
LADS, LADS, LADS

SOCCORBALLLSZ RED BLUE WHITE
MEME
OBLIGATORY CAT PHOTO
SELFIE
LIKE THIS OR YOUR CHILDREN WILL DIE
i like big penis in my mouth

FRAPE

MY BABY IN MY WOMB
MY BABY
MY BABY SAME AS BEFORE BUT IN CLOTHES
PALM TREES
IM TRAVELLIN’ Y’ALL
I COULD SHIT THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE
MY OVARIES HURT
BOYS ARE RUBBISH
YOU JUST GOTTA HEAR THIS ONE SONG I SWEAR

Facebook-status

The awkward moment when… I really want to tell the world about a woman I saw who had a beard/the biggest boobs, gunt, chin I ever did see/ she was a right gobby cow/orange/moose. listening to my new favourite band who was sat on a tram I was on and god it’s so packed but this view is gorgeous, I’m so busy, I so want to be on holiday/ I want to run away/ nom this is the best cocktail ever/ this is the best day of my life/ I love you/ I’m not being funny but/ and it’s the weekend *joys*

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